My two-year old has discovered
Band-Aids. It was a crisis involving the
reckless driving one of those
Flintstones cars that toddlers cruise around in, and resulted in a scraped up
toe.
The
baby is kind of a drama queen anyway, but the whole scene was quite a
production. She was balanced in my left
arm, clinging to me like a little monkey and wailing at 27 decibels while I’m
flinging through the medicine shelf looking for something to put her out of my
misery. Under an ace bandage that would
have worked on an elephant and a prescription for something called Trimox dated
May 2001, I managed to find some antiseptic goop and several hundred left-over generic
brand “coverlets” that the hospital sent home in bulk after ex-husband number
two and three tried to cut off his thumb with a meat slicer. (But that’s a story for a different
day).
After
some soothing words and a little application of mommy lovin’ along with the
rudimentary practice of my limited first aid that wouldn't have passed me out
of first year girls camp, the hiccups came on as crocodile tears subsided and
everything was as good as new.
Soon
every traumatic situation required a trip to the medicine cupboard with a
request for “a bannaid mommy.” Of course
there were the regular skinned knees but honestly how often does a two-year old
really ever get hurt badly enough to legitimately require taping her up? Over the next few days, however, I noticed a
marked run on the Band-Aid supply. Come
to find out, Sara and Trev (sister and brother, 13 and 10, respectively) had
discovered a handy and quick way to shut the kid up. She was beginning to look like a blind knife
juggler judging from the number of “coverlets” covering her tiny person.
Lest
you pass us off as child abusers, rest assured there wasn't anything wrong with
the little missy that really required a Band-Aid, but sometimes it’s easier to
play along. It actually got so bad, that
one day when I asked her to stop dragging the dog around by its ear, her
feelings were apparently wounded to such a degree that she came sobbing to me…you
guessed it, asking for a Band-Aid.
That’s
when it dawned on me…wouldn't it be great if it was that easy to fix our
real-life owies? Pass me over that
giant-sized Band-Aid would you, I just lost the election. (By four stinking votes). Or how about an ace-bandage-for-the-heart
when we've lost our one true love? How
many times would I have had a use for a mean-ol’-sister fix-it kit when one of
my four female siblings was feeling particularly prickly? Or maybe they needed one because of me.
Sometimes
as adults we tend to make our own Band-Aids and self-medicate with whatever
substance happens to be lying around closest to the pain. We all know someone who has applied therapy
through the use of alcohol or drugs, food or shopping, fast cars or faster
women. Wouldn't a strip of adhesive
lined plastic with a soft cotton middle stuck to where it hurts work so much
better? Imagine the decrease in
instances of liver disease, time spent in rehab, bad poetry and even worse
country/western songs if only we could patch things up with the help of a
Sponge Bob Square pants Band-Aid and a kiss from mommy.
As
they say, perception is everything and as big people we tend to get lost in the
drama ourselves. When little Sloanie
gets a boo-boo, she gets it fixed and is on to the next sand pile. There are dragons to slay and dollies to drag
around; you’re holding me up, mom. As a
child, who really has time to bleed all over the carpet when the next adventure
is waiting? Alas, being a grown up is
slightly more difficult. Often we
indulge ourselves and just wallow in the pain, making it bigger than it is,
letting it take over the field of vision.
Then we drag our friends into it for validation and they get to roll
around in it. Suddenly our boo-boo has
taken on a life of its own and we become a slave to keeping it alive.
When
Trev was little and he would wreck his bike, or hit his head, or peal four
layers of skin off a knee, he would take a look at whatever wound had been
inflicted and without fail say in a curious sort of way, “that was fun,” and
take off on the next project. Sara
always looked at me for direction when she hurt herself. If I panicked and got hysterical she would do
the same, but a well timed “you’re o.k., honey, what a tough little girl” seemed
to fix most disasters.
I
say we take a lesson from our own little people and patch things up and get on
with it. There are dragons to slay,
bills to pay, people to love. You’ll be
just fine honey, you’re a tough kid, now go play.
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